375+ Best Bisaya Jokes – Hilarious & Funny Bisdak Humor 2025

Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of Bisaya Jokes! If you’re looking for a dose of humor that captures the heart and wit of Bisaya culture, you’re in the right place.

These jokes are packed with clever wordplay, relatable scenarios, and the unique charm of the Bisaya language.

Whether you’re a proud Bisdak or simply love a good laugh, this list of 175+ Bisaya Jokes will keep you entertained.

From quirky one-liners to funny anecdotes, we’ve gathered the best humor that resonates with the Cebuano spirit. Dive into this hilarious compilation and share the joy with friends and family!

Funny Bisaya Jokes

Dive into a collection of hilarious jokes that capture the witty and light-hearted spirit of Bisdak humor, perfect for sharing laughs with friends and family in everyday conversations and gatherings.

1. Teban: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inum nakug tuba, pero kung libre gani dili mosakit?? Doktor: Ah kabalo nako ana, nipis imong BAGA, pero BAGA IMONG NAWONG.
2. Teacher: How many liters does a Coke litro have? Pupil: Four liters Ma’am! Teacher: Are you sure? Pupil: Yes ma’am! Liter C, Liter O, Liter K, and Liter E!
3. Kumpisalan! Tulume: Bindisyoni ako padre kay ako makakasala. Pari: Unsa man nang imong sala? Tulume: Nangawat ko ug lima ka hiniktang igtataring manok padre. Pari: Ah… Mag-ampo ka ug lima ka Amahan Namo.
4. Bon: Day, usa ka basong HOT MILK ang ako beh. Tindera: Atong butangan og gatas Sir? Bon: Ayaw kay luod! Gi-ahak!
5. Konsehal: Paki acknowledge si Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang! Pedro (Emcee): I wud like to acknowledge the late mayor who just passed away.
6. Correct Pronounciation Anak: Tay, paliti ko bi ug Jucyfruwet Tatay: Anak, dili magbinulok, dili man na jucyfruwet Anak: Unsa man diay na tay? Tatay: BAGOLBAM…
7. Apo Ug Lolo Apo: Lo, ngano nag kaang2x man kag lakaw? Lolo: Aw, ayaw nagud ni pansina apo oi Apo: ngano lagi na lo? Lolo: ingon mn gud sa akong Doktor na likayan ang itlog kay taas ug kolesterol.
8. Andir-di-saya Kulas: Bay Tasyo, matod sa mga silingan andir-di-saya man kuno ka. Tasyo: Unsay andir-di-saya nga bag-o lang nakong gikasab-an ang akong Misis!
9. Sud-an Bata: Nay, unsay atong sud-an? Inahan: Christmas tree ug lansang, Dong. Bata: Ha, christmas tree ug lansang? Inahan: Kamunggay ba, nga gisubakan ug buwad bulinaw.
10. Kinsay Mas Brayt? Bata: Kinsay mas brayt Pa, ang Amerikano o Pilipino? Amahan: Mas brayt ang Amerikano Dong, kay ang mga Bata didto sa Amerika, gagmay pa gani, maayo na kaayo mo-ininglis.
11. Gidamgo Caloy: Doc, unsa man nga kada gabii damgohon man ko nga NBA player kuno ko. Ako ang point guard sa Lakers. Doctor: Buweno, tagaan tika ug reseta aron dili ka na damgohon.
12. Flashlight Sa usa ka diskortal, nakigsayaw si Kulas ug gwapa. Tungod kay gwapa man kaayo iyang paris, puwerteng gakus ni Kulas. Daga: Unsa may sulod sa imong bulsa, Dong?
13. Juan: O dro! nganung nagabiehan man ka? Asa man ang iring, nasaag na nimu? Pedro: Pisti ng iringa! Kung wa ko nisunod niya di ko kabalik dri sa atoa!
14. Maestra: Kinsa ninyo ang gusto moadto sa langit? (Miisa sa kamot ang tanan gawas ni Pedro.) Maestra: Pedro, di diay ka ganahan moadto sa langit? Pedro: Pasayohon man god kog uli ni Nanay, Ma’am!
15. Pedro: Pre, klarohon ta ni ha, miingon ka man kuno nga nawong kog unggoy. Juan: Dili Pre uy. Ang akong giingon ang unggoy parehog nawong nimo. Pedro: Aw lagi, klaroha.
16. Pedro: Nganong magul-anon man lage ta ron.. Juan: Kay ang akong asawa nag hired man gud og bag-ong Driver nga Batan-on unya gwapo pa jud. Pedro: Gaselos ka pre?
17. Teacher: Class, eh translate sa ENGLISH “Ang singsing sa tulo ka hari”. Ikaw, Pedro tindog! Pedro: Nabuang! Wala man ko ni hands up, Maam. Ngano imo man kong gipatindog?
18. Sa Math Class… Teacher: Kung naa koy 1 ka piraso nga karne ug tungaon nako, pila na ka piraso? Juan: 2 mam! Teacher: At kung tungaon pa nko preho? Juan: 4 na mam!
19. Teacher: Juan unsay spelling ag DIET? Si Juan di makatubag hing tan-aw sa taas nay butiki hing iti Teacher: (suko) Juan unsay spelling sa DIET? Juan: (gisimhot ang iti ug nitubag) Mam diay iti.
20. Titser: Juan, late napod ka. permi nalang! mura gyud ug bright ka! ok beh, pangutan-on tka, who’s our National Hero? Juan: Jose Rizal mam! Titser: Char! naka chamba ang bogo!
21. Juan: Gisi-gisi lagi imo sapatos? Bungi: Uso ni karon.. ragid ba. Juan: Pati imo karsones gisi-gisi sad.. Bungi: Para old skul..choi-choi gud..
22. Peter: Unsai sud’an nnU pre? John: BLanched green Leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkLing saLted seafood! Peter: Ah! Lamia ana oi! Unsa man na?
23. GF: Connect me if I’m wrong, but sakpan na jud ka nga naay lain! BF: I’m sick of tired! Permi rajud ka mamasangil! GF: Keep ur mouth shock!
24. Teacher: Ok, class, kinsa man ang nakaila ninyo ni Jose Rizal? Ikaw Juan, naka ila ka ni Jose Rizal? Juan: Wala ma’am.. Teacher: Ikaw Pedro, naka ila ka ni Jose Rizal?
25. Teacher: Juan unsa nga mananap ang nagsugod sa letter K? Juan: Ma’am, kuto! Teacher: Dilii!! Ang kataposan na letter is W.. Juan: Ma’am kabalo naku KUTOW…

Bisaya puns and Jokes

Explore clever wordplay and puns rooted in the playful language and culture of the Visayas, blending everyday scenarios with humorous twists to spark joy and clever smiles among Bisdak friends.

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
2. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king fish!
3. Why did the rice go to school? To become a little smarter!
4. How do Bisaya chickens stay in shape? They do the egg-cercise!
5. What’s a Bisaya’s favorite type of music? Cebu-rap!
6. Why did the coconut go to the party? Because it wanted to shake its coconuts!
7. What do you call a lazy crab? A shellfish!
8. Why did the mango blush? Because it saw the mango chutney!
9. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
10. Why was the tomato red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. How do Bisaya trees get online? They use the root network!
12. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other Cebu!
13. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
14. Why do bananas never feel lonely? Because they hang out in bunches!
15. What’s a Bisaya’s favorite dessert? Mango float, of course!
16. Why did the rice refuse to fight? Because it’s too seasoned!
17. What do you call a mountain of rice? A rice-heap!
18. Why did the coconut go to school? To become a smart nut!
19. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
20. What did the pineapple say to the banana? You’re a-peeling!
21. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the moo-vies!
22. Why did the chicken go to the Cebu market? To buy some Cebuano corn!
23. How do Bisaya farmers greet each other? “Kumusta, kabayo?” (How are, horse?)
24. What’s a Bisaya’s favorite fruit? Saging (banana), of course!
25. Why do Bisaya fishermen love the sea? Because it’s their fish-tastic playground!

Bisaya Jokes one-liners

Quick and snappy one-liners that embody the sharp wit and straightforward charm of Bisdak culture, delivering instant laughs with clever twists ideal for casual chats and social media shares.

1. Bakit maswerte ang kalendaryo? Kasi maraming siyang date.
2. Ano’ng tawag ng batang langgam sa kapatid na babae ng nanay niya? Eh ‘di… ANTY!
3. Ano ang binibigay ng doktor sa ibong may sakit? Eh ‘di… TWEETMENT!
4. May tatlong lalake na tumalon sa tubig, ilan ang nabasa ang buhok? Wala. Kalbo silang lahat eh.
5. Bakit malungkot ang kalendaryo? Kasi bilang na ang araw niya.
6. Bagai kacang lupa kulitnya: Ungrateful and forgetting one’s origins.
7. Bagai katak dalam tempurung: Narrow-minded or ignorant of the world.
8. Bagai kerbau dicocok hidung: Blindly following others without thought.
9. Bagai kucing dibawakan lidi: Extremely frightened.
10. Bagai labu dibenam: Something that sinks easily or fails.
11. Bagai mencincang air: Useless effort.
12. Bagai menconteng arang di muka: Bringing shame to oneself.
13. Bagai menunggu musang berjaga ayam: Waiting for something impossible.
14. Bagai musang berbulu ayam: Pretending to be good while being deceitful.
15. Bagai pahat dengan penukul: Inseparable partners.
16. Bagai pinang dibelah dua: Identical or perfectly matched.
17. Bagai pungguk merindukan bulan: Longing for something unattainable.
18. Bagai telur di ujung tanduk: In a precarious or dangerous situation.
19. Bagai tikus dibakar api: Suffering greatly.
20. Baik membuang abu sesedap menuang ragi: Better to prevent than cure.
21. Bak kacang lupa kulitnya: Forgetting one’s roots after success.
22. Bak kutu lompat: Unpredictable or erratic behavior.
23. Bak orang mendapat durian runtuh: Receiving unexpected good fortune.
24. Banyak bercakap tanda tidak berilmu: Talking too much indicates lack of knowledge.
25. Banyak dahulu sedikit sekarang: What was once abundant is now scarce.

Bisaya Jokes Stories

Engaging short stories filled with humorous anecdotes and relatable Bisdak scenarios that unfold with unexpected twists, ideal for storytelling sessions that bring warmth and laughter to family and friends.

1. Nag test mi ganiha mahitungod sa mga manok. Tatay: O unsa man, sayon? Anak: Chicken kaayo tay! Amahan: Aw diay..maayo..unsa imo grade? Anak: Itlog tay! Tatay: …
2. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! (But extended with a story about a banana in Cebu seeking help from a local doktor.)
3. Bisaya Joke of the day (kataw-anan kaayo ni promise haha). A long tale about a funny mishap in a Cebu market.
4. Bisaya Humor: Parody and Funny Jokes Compilation. A story of a Bisaya man trying to impress with puns but failing hilariously.
5. A book of Binisaya jokes in the midst of a pandemic? Story of compiling jokes during lockdown for laughs.
6. BISAYA FUNNY ONLY JOKES. Narrative about a group sharing jokes in a Facebook community.
7. 2018 Best BISAYA CEBUANO JOKES. A compilation story of yearly joke gatherings.
8. Other posts – BISAYA FUNNY ONLY JOKES. Tale of daily joke sharing in a group.
9. Top 50 Funny Bisaya Jokes: Dad Jokes, Witty Lines, and More! A narrative of a TikTok video compilation.
10. Bisaya Joke of the day (kataw-anan kaayo ni promise haha). Extended story about daily humor.
11. Bisaya Humor: Parody and Funny Jokes Compilation. Long parody tale.
12. A book of Binisaya jokes in the midst of a pandemic? Pandemic joke collection story.
13. BISAYA FUNNY ONLY JOKES. Group story sharing.
14. 2018 Best BISAYA CEBUANO JOKES. Yearly tale.
15. Other posts – BISAYA FUNNY ONLY JOKES. Daily narrative.
16. Bisaya Jokes collection 2020 Non Stop Compilation Volume 1. Non-stop story.
17. Tay: Nak…kabantay mi nga…ni dako ka nga murag babae…mao na…para mahimo kang lalake…i-repeat ang akong shagiton…oki? PUSIL!!! Anak: PUSIL!!!
18. Maestro: Ok class today we used “AMONG” in a sentence…ikaw TEBAN used AMONG in a sentence. Teban: AMONG the flowers i like sampaguita is the best.
19. Anak: Pa, mangharos ko karon sa among klase.. Papa: Very good! Bright gyud ning bataa. Unsa man nga subject anak? Anak: Kuan, Pa.. Cooking.
20. Teacher: How many liters does a Coke litro have? Pupil: Four liters ma’am! Teacher: Are you sure? Pupil: Yes ma’am! Liter C, Liter O, Liter K, and Liter E!
21. Ang sulti sa AIR FORCE: “No guts, no glory” MARINES: “No retreat, no surrender” ARMY: “No pain, no gain” Di sad pa lupig ang mga SIKYU: SECURITY GUARDS: “NO ID, NO ENTRY!”
22. Papa: ‘Day, nganong nihilak man ka? Anak: Nakapasar man gud ko sa test Pa! Papa: Ayos! Ka-bright jud sa akong anak oiz. Proud ko nimo.
23. Lalaki: Doc, unsa akong sakit? Doc: O sige, ubo daw Lalaki: Oho! oho! unya doc? Doc: Ubo pa Lalaki: (ni ubo usab ang lalaki) unya doc unsa akong sakit?

kasabihan bisaya jokes

Twisted proverbs infused with Bisdak wit and humor, transforming traditional sayings into funny punchlines that highlight cultural wisdom with a playful, unexpected twist for entertaining and insightful moments.

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9. Bagai kacang lupa kulitnya: Ungrateful and forgetting one’s origins.
10. Bagai katak dalam tempurung: Narrow-minded or ignorant of the world.
11. Bagai kerbau dicocok hidung: Blindly following others without thought.
12. Bagai kucing dibawakan lidi: Extremely frightened.
13. Bagai labu dibenam: Something that sinks easily or fails.
14. Bagai mencincang air: Useless effort.
15. Bagai menconteng arang di muka: Bringing shame to oneself.
16. Bagai menunggu musang berjaga ayam: Waiting for something impossible.
17. Bagai musang berbulu ayam: Pretending to be good while being deceitful.
18. Bagai pahat dengan penukul: Inseparable partners.
19. Bagai pinang dibelah dua: Identical or perfectly matched.
20. Bagai pungguk merindukan bulan: Longing for something unattainable.
21. Bagai telur di ujung tanduk: In a precarious or dangerous situation.
22. Bagai tikus dibakar api: Suffering greatly.
23. Baik membuang abu sesedap menuang ragi: Better to prevent than cure.

sugot ka bisaya jokes

Interactive jokes starting with ‘sugot ka’ that playfully challenge agreement to absurd or embarrassing statements, creating fun banter and laughter in social settings with clever Bisdak linguistic tricks.

1. usa ra imung ngipon? dunot pa jud.
2. inung balai, puros atop?
3. ingnon kas imung uyab “gusto ka ma`uso pud nimu ang buwag?”
4. maguwan ug kwarta pero ang mga sinsilyo pariha kadaka sa LIGID nya ang mga papel kai pareha ka lapda sa PLYWOOD? – sugot ko bsta ara tanan tagak nimo
5. gwapa/gwapo ka pero imung tingog murag kanding
6. imu muta glow in the dark
7. naa kai laptop nga brand new, pero hulog2 piso
8. imu lola gangster
9. unlimited ZIP line, free tanan. pero imung liog hiktan
10. ako saging, ikaw unggoy
11. puti ka, flawless. pero imu ngipon, itom.
12. d tika pasugton?
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14. What doesn’t patay you makes you cost gunner. the Oras lo pads. When you’re making lingo, it is better to googma and boa. than to never googma …
15. Sugot Ka Jokes: Hilarious Bisaya Comedy. Enjoy a collection of funny Sugot ka jokes in Bisaya that will make you laugh out loud!
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17. Discover hilarious jokes and memes about ‘sugot ka’ in Bisaya! Join the laughter with our funny content that resonates with everyone!
18. Keep your friends do all and your enemies do all. Er. When life gives you calamamansi. make calummanci juice. We have nothing to Hadlock but …
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20. ikaw ngart sugut ka ikaw si captain America pero bisaya ka? 2023-8-20Reply. 1.
21. SUGOT KA? · usa ra imung ngipon? · inung balai, puros atop? · ingnon kas imung uyab “gusto ka mauso pud nimu ang buwag?” · maguwan ug kwarta pero ang mga sinsilyo pariha kadak`a sa LIGID nya ang mga papel kai pareha ka lapda sa PLYWOOD?
22. Enjoy a collection of witty and funny Bisaya pick up lines that will surely bring a smile to your face! Watch till the end for a good laugh!
23. Explore funny Bisaya pick up lines that will make you laugh. Perfect for impressing someone special or just for fun!
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knock knock bisaya jokes

Classic knock-knock format adapted with Bisdak flair, featuring door-knocking setups and punny punchlines that deliver surprise laughs, perfect for kids and adults in fun, interactive joke-telling sessions.

1. Knock knock Who’s there? Angono Angono who? Angono swing from the chandelieeeeeer
2. Knock knock Who’s there? Silver swan Silver swan who My mama don’t like you, she likes silver swan
3. Knock knock Who’s there? Nanay ni wally Nanay ni wally who Nanay ni wally na ko sa forever.
4. Knock knock Who’s there? Nae nae Nae nae who nae nae tatay gusto ko tinapay ate kuya gusto ko kape
5. Knock knock Who’s there? Bwisit to! Bwisit to! Who Bwisit to! Late now to say sorry
6. Knock knock Who’s there? Yemen Yemen who What do yemen when you nod your head yes but you wanna say no
7. Knock knock Who’s there? Chandelier Chandelier who Kahit chandelier pag-ibig mo sana’y maramdam man lang (kahit sandali)
8. Knock knock Who’s there? Chandelier Chandelier who? Chandelier na lang maari bang pagbigyan. (Torete intro)
9. Knock knock Who’s there? Mayon Mayon who When tomorrow comes I’ll be on MAYON
10. Knock knock Who’s there? Pillow talk (zayn malik)
11. Discover hilarious bisaya knock knock jokes that will make you laugh out loud. Perfect for sharing with friends and family!
12. Enjoy a collection of funny Bisaya knock knock jokes that will surely bring good vibes! Laugh along with these witty jokes and brighten your day.
13. Tuklasin ang mga nakakatawang knock knock jokes na tiyak na magpapasaya sa iyo! Nagsama-sama kami ng mga paboritong bihasang bisaya.
14. Discover hilarious Bisaya knock-knock jokes that will make you laugh out loud! Enjoy the fun with friends and family!
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18. What do yemen when you nod your head yes but you wanna say no. 1. —. +. Knock knock. +. Whos there? +. Chandelier. +. Chandelier who.
19. “I got the HAYOP the tiger, A fighter. Dancing through the fire cause i am a champion and you’re gonna hear MIRROR.” 3. ——————-. +. Knock-knock.
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23. Knock knock. +. Whos there? +. Chandelier. +. Chandelier who. Kahit chandelier pag-ibig mo sana’y maramdam man lang (kahit sandali)
24. Knock knock. +. Whos there? +. Chandelier. +. Chandelier who? +. Chandelier na lang maari bang pagbigyan. (Torete intro)
25. Knock knock. +. Whos there? +. Mayon. +. Mayon who. +. When tomorrow comes I’ll be on MAYON

funny bisaya jokes for adults

Edgy and cheeky humor tailored for mature audiences, incorporating bold Bisdak twists on life, relationships, and everyday absurdities to elicit hearty, uninhibited laughter in adult-only gatherings and chats.

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3. Explore funny Bisaya pick up lines and jokes that will make you laugh out loud! Perfect for a good laugh and breaking the ice.
   13. Statue – Ikaw Ba Na? *** 18 ***. Usaka bisaya miadto sa Manila… Bisaya: Pabili nga ng lemoncito. Tindera: Anong lemoncito? Bisaya: Lemoncito gud …
4. Naay grabe ka bastos nga beauty pageant, ang final category kai padakoay og totoy… Announcer: First up, miss Davao, unsa kadako imong totoy?
5. Pedro: Ma’am! Mosu-ong sa ilalom sa lamisa. Teacher: Good, unsa pa? Juan: Ma’am! Mudagan sa dapit nga walay mga tagak nga butang. Teacher: Good, unsa pay lain?
6. Pinoy Jokes Bakit mas malakas umutot ang lalaki sa babae? Dahil may mike sila sa harap! E, bakit may echo kung umutot ang babae? Kasi malapit sa kuweba!
7. Bisaya funny lines. Only Filipino with bisaya link can understand this . It’s a sarcastic joke actually #sarcasm #fypシ
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9. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
10. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king fish!
11. Why did the rice go to school? To become a little smarter!
12. How do Bisaya chickens stay in shape? They do the egg-cercise!
13. What’s a Bisaya’s favorite type of music? Cebu-rap!

bisaya jokes unsay tawag

Riddle-like questions asking ‘unsay tawag’ to quirky scenarios or objects, blending curiosity with humorous Bisdak answers that surprise and delight in casual riddle-sharing among friends and family.

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2. Ano’ng tawag sa astig na alaga? LUPETS! Ano’ng isda ang nakalutang sa tubig? Eh ‘di ‘yung patay na isda! Ano’ng subject …
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5. Announcer: Finally, miss Cebu, unsa ka dako imong totoy? Miss Cebu: Murag apple. ang crowd ni boo kai na disappointed. Miss Cebu: Pero nipple …
6. Q: Ano ang tawag sa maliit na aso? A: Edi kapirASO. +. ~~~~~.
7. Q: Anong tawag mo sa palaman na isda? A: Eh di JELLYFISH! Q: Anong hayop ang napuputol? A: Eh di CAT! Q: Anong hayop ang sumasabog?
8. Teacher: Unsay tawag sa imong Tatay sa imong Nanay? Juan: TARANTADO di ay tawag ana, Ma’am? *** 360 ***. Titser: Juan qng naay lima ka langgam imung gepusil …
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10. TEACHER: Unsay tawag sa imong Tatay sa imong Nanay? JUAN: TARANTADO di ay tawag ana, Maam? *** TEACHER: Kinsay nagpatay kang Magellan, LL …
11. Ano’ng tawag sa astig na alaga? LUPETS!
12. Ano’ng isda ang nakalutang sa tubig? Eh ‘di ‘yung patay na isda!
13. Ano’ng subject ang pinakaayaw ng mga estudyante? Eh ‘di… MATHA-MATAY!
14. Ano’ng tawag sa maliit na aso? Edi kapirASO.
15. Ano ang tawag sa palaman na isda? Eh di JELLYFISH!
16. Ano ang hayop na napuputol? Eh di CAT!
17. Ano ang hayop na sumasabog? Eh di BANGUS!
18. Teacher: Unsay tawag sa imong Tatay sa imong Nanay? JUAN: TARANTADO di ay tawag ana, Maam?
19. Titser: Juan qng naay lima ka langgam imung gepusil usa, pila imong nakuha? Juan: 1 ra Maam. Titser: Sayop! 4 gud! Juan: Sayop Maam, 1 ra gyud. Titser: Nganong 1 man?
20. Unsay tawag sa hapon sa tao na sige ug kalot sa iyang tuhod? Tubag: itchy-knee-san.
21. Ano ang tawag sa maliit na aso? A: Edi kapirASO.

bisaya jokes with answer

Brain-teasing riddles presented as jokes with clever Bisdak answers, encouraging thoughtful guesses and rewarding with humorous revelations for engaging group activities and mental fun.

1. Kabayo ni Adan, dili mokaon kon dili sakyan, Kaguran.
2. Ug malipay mogamay; ug masuko, modako, Mata.
3. Ug ibutang sa taas, mokatawa; ug ibutang sa silong, mobulhot, Botilya.
4. Usa ra ka tiil apan dako og mata, Payong.
5. Kutsilyo ni Ben, walay buol-buol, Buan-buan.
6. Sa adlaw magsige ug tan-aw nimo, sa gabii magsige ug tabon nimo, Sapatos.
7. Naa siyay ulo pero way buhok, Sungkayan.
8. Ug motaas, mobagtok; ug moubos, molugway, Dila.
9. Naa siyay ulo, walay liog; naa siyay tiyan, walay ginhawa, Kamiseta.
10. Naa siyay ulo, walay mata; naa siyay tiil, walay tiyan, Boton.
11. Naa siyay ulo, walay mata; naa siyay tiil, walay tiyan, Boton.
12. Bilog kaayo, gahig till, dili tawo, dili hayop. Unsa ako? Adlaw.
13. Naa sa itaas, apan dili sa langit. Naa sa idalom, apan dili sa yuta. Unsa ako? Langgam.
14. Naa sa tunga, apan dili sa tunga. Naa sa kilid, apan dili sa kilid. Unsa ako? Tubig.
15. Naa sa sulod, apan dili sa sulod. Naa sa gawas, apan dili sa gawas. Unsa ako? Pultahan.
16. Naa sa taas, apan dili sa taas. Naa sa ubos, apan dili sa ubos. Unsa ako? Hagdanan.
17. Naa sa wala, apan dili sa wala. Naa sa tuo, apan dili sa tuo. Unsa ako? Kamot.
18. Naa sa atubangan, apan dili sa atubangan. Naa sa likod, apan dili sa likod. Unsa ako? Ulo.
19. Naa sa sulod, apan dili sa sulod. Naa sa gawas, apan dili sa gawas. Unsa ako? Bintana.
20. Naa sa taas, apan dili sa taas. Naa sa ubos, apan dili sa ubos. Unsa ako? Salog.
21. Naa sa wala, apan dili sa wala. Naa sa tuo, apan dili sa tuo. Unsa ako? Tiil.
22. Naa sa atubangan, apan dili sa atubangan. Naa sa likod, apan dili sa likod. Unsa ako? Lawas.
23. Naa sa sulod, apan dili sa sulod. Naa sa gawas, apan dili sa gawas. Unsa ako? Kwarto.
24. Naa sa taas, apan dili sa taas. Naa sa ubos, apan dili sa ubos. Unsa ako? Atop.
25. Naa sa wala, apan dili sa wala. Naa sa tuo, apan dili sa tuo. Unsa ako? Dungog.

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Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed this rib-tickling collection of Bisaya Jokes! These jokes are a celebration of the vibrant and playful spirit of Bisaya culture, bringing smiles to everyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Whether you shared these with friends or chuckled alone, these Bisaya Jokes are sure to brighten your day.

Keep spreading the humor and embracing the fun side of being Bisdak.

Check back for more entertaining content, and don’t forget to share your favorite jokes with your loved ones to keep the laughter going strong!

FAQs

1. How can I share Bisaya Jokes with friends?

Share them through social media, text messages, or during gatherings to spread the laughter with your circle.

2. Why are Bisaya Jokes so popular?

They’re popular because they capture the unique humor and relatable experiences of the Bisaya people, making them a hit among locals and those familiar with the culture.

3. Can non-Bisaya speakers enjoy these jokes?

Absolutely! While some jokes may include Cebuano terms, most are crafted to be universally funny and enjoyable for everyone.

4. Where can I find more Bisaya Jokes?

You can find more on blogs, social media platforms, or by connecting with Bisaya communities online for fresh and funny content.

5. Are Bisaya Jokes suitable for all ages?

Most are family-friendly, but some may include light teasing or cultural references best understood by older audiences.