Knock Knock Jokes
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Quick answer: This page has clean knock knock jokes where the name at the door sounds like part of the punchline. You will find classic favorites, quick short ones, texting lines, a question-and-answer set, simple jokes for little kids and a few written for the office or the classroom.
Best Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I knocked?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Moo!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing, leaving me outside?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come.
Short Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open the door.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in there?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Wow, I didn't know you were so excited to see me.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W, H, O.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Souperman!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm starving.
Knock Knock Jokes for Texts and Captions
- Knock knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita borrow a pencil.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Beth. Beth who? Beth wishes on your birthday.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who? Bean a long time since I've seen you.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing knock knock jokes?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Freddie. Freddie who? Freddie or not, here I come.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question.
Knock Knock Jokes With Answers
Knock knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.
Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who?
Howard you like to open the door?
Knock knock. Who's there? Jess. Jess who?
Jess me, here to say hello.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the lock.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.
Knock knock. Who's there? Pasta. Pasta who?
Pasta salt, please.
Knock knock. Who's there? Quack. Quack who?
Quack open the door already.
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Tattoo. Tattoo who? Tattoo you too!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get in.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Usher. Usher who? Usher wish you'd open the door.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Venice. Venice who? Venice lunch?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go for a walk?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Xavier. Xavier who? Xavier breath, I'm not leaving.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and open the door.
Knock Knock Jokes to Share at Work or School
- Knock knock. Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex plain at the meeting.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for this meeting to start.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Juno. Juno who? Juno what time the break is?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who? Closure books, the bell has rung.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice homework be done by Friday?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Iva. Iva who? Iva great idea for the project.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a lunch break, you know.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Zeke. Zeke who? Zeke and you shall find.
Frequently Asked Questions
How do knock knock jokes work?
One person knocks and the other asks who is there. A name or word is given, the second person repeats it with who, and the punchline twists that word into a sentence that sounds similar.
Why are knock knock jokes good for kids?
They have a fixed pattern, so children can learn them quickly and join in. They also teach that words can sound alike, which helps with reading, spelling and a sense of humor.
What is the most famous knock knock joke?
The orange one is probably the best known, with its line about being glad someone knocked. The interrupting cow is also famous, because the punchline arrives before the second person finishes the question.
How can I write my own knock knock joke?
Pick a name or word that sounds like the start of a sentence, such as Olive or Lettuce, then finish the sentence in a way that fits a visitor at the door.
