Cheesy Jokes
Updated · Jokes and Puns editorial team
Quick answer: This page serves cheesy jokes in two flavors: puns about actual cheese, such as Gouda, brie and cheddar, and the sweet, over the top lines that make people roll their eyes. You will find long jokes, short pickup lines, captions, question-and-answer jokes, jokes for kids and a few for work or school.
Best Cheesy Jokes
- Why was the cheese so good at relationships? It always knew how to melt hearts.
- I love cheese so much that I never say goodbye; I just say Gouda night.
- What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
- Why did the cheese go to the gym? To get a little more shredded.
- How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese.
- Why did the cheese sandwich cross the road? To get to the other slice.
- What did the grilled cheese say to the tomato soup? You complete me.
- Why do Swiss cheese lovers never get bored? There's always a hole lot to talk about.
- Cheesemakers are patient; they know good things come to those who whey.
- Cheddar is the best advisor: it's always sharp and a little aged.
- I needed a brie of fresh air, so I opened the fridge.
- Why was the cheesemaker so respected? She was a real big cheese.
- What did the cheese say to the cracker? You are my better half.
Short Cheesy Jokes
- Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
- You must be a camera, because every time I look at you I smile.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
- If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Cheesy Jokes for Texts and Captions
- You're the cheese to my macaroni.
- Life is brie-lliant with you.
- I'm so cheesy that even the mice are impressed.
- You complete my sandwich.
- Gouda morning, sunshine.
- Friends who fondue together stay together.
- Say cheese; this is our moment.
- You melt my heart like cheese on a hot pizza.
- Thanks for being sharp and mature like a fine cheddar; you only get better with age.
- I'd climb a mountain of cheese for you, and that is a lot of crackers.
Cheesy Jokes With Answers
What do you call a cheese that is walking by itself?
Provolone.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and cheese.
Why did the grilled cheese go to therapy?
It had a meltdown.
What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?
Mascarpone.
What did one slice of cheese say to the other?
We make a grate team.
What do you call a cheese that is a little sad?
Blue cheese.
What do you call a cheesy pickup line that works?
A Gouda one.
What does a good cheese shop have?
Curd appeal.
What do you call a Swiss cheese that is a loyal friend?
Hole hearted.
What did the cheese say to the knife when it was cut?
Don't be so edgy.
Cheesy Jokes for Kids
- Why did the pizza maker go to the moon? He heard it was made of cheese.
- What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
- What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line? I'm the wiener.
- What did the pizza say to its friend? You're my slice of life.
- Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road.
- What did the waffle say to the syrup? You're so sweet.
- What did the spaghetti say to the meatball? Stop rolling around.
- What did the bread say to the toaster? You really warm up my day.
Cheesy Jokes to Share at Work or School
- My manager says to think outside the box. I love pizza, so I think inside the box.
- Don't worry about the deadline; it's only a matter of thyme.
- Please don't call it a mistake; call it a learning curd.
- My coworker's jokes are like cheddar: sharp, aged and not for everyone.
- Report cards are like Swiss cheese: full of holes you'd rather not discuss.
- If you want your project to succeed, remember that even the biggest block of cheese starts as a little milk.
- What did the crayon say to the school? You really color my world.
- I know my jokes are old, but at least they have aged to perfection.
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes a joke cheesy?
A cheesy joke is one that is so predictable, sentimental or over the top that it makes people groan and smile. It can be a pun on real cheese or a sweet pickup line.
Are cheesy pickup lines clean?
The ones on this page are. They use wordplay, such as a map to get lost in or a camera to make you smile, so they are safe to share with friends or in a card.
What is the difference between cheesy and corny?
They are close cousins. Corny usually means old fashioned and groan worthy, while cheesy often adds a dash of sentiment or a forced, over eager tone, like a romantic line.
What is the best cheese for puns?
Gouda, brie and cheddar lead the pack, because they sound like good, bree and better. Halloumi, edam and provolone also work, since they sound like hello me, made and alone.
